Zombie Invasion!
Day 7 (Final Day)
Last attempts at fending off the zombie invasions fail.... epically...
PC Hammer reports : -
PC Banana and I decided to perform some last minute Zombie Slaying, and tonight went on a Rampage! However we were rather denied. Several of our targets had managed to conceal their presence through various means.
However we were able to catch one Jem Harrison unawares. Approaching his home we attacked swiftly, attempting the old police method of barging the door. This was less than successful for the Gatekeeper Samwise was a Powerful foe. In the interim time, Jem had utilised his secret escape hatch and approached us from behind, swiftly firing deadly zombie serum at PC Banana.
As horrified as I was, I raised by Lawgiver and shot my companion through the brain stem killing him immediately.
With PC Banana dead on the floor, Jem and I had a face off, and quick drew. But as the twisted cards of fate would have it, we both killed each other in that instant.
What an incredible night.
PC Banana reports : -
In a last day effort to rid the world of the zombie plague, myself and pc hammer (time)had gained info on the whereabouts of the undead assassin at large ben kadel. However a mass amount of paperwork and faffing with warrants rendered us without enough time to reach the monstrosity before leaving the one place we knew he would be at.
Not to have an uneventful night we had two backup targets. The sly and well hidden biskit russel and the infamous jeb harrison. Going on our merry way to his last know residence we were unfourunate to find that he had went down to the 24 hour buchers. while annoying there was a chance that we would come across him on our way to the one guaranteed target of the night
Getting the zombie to show himself was done with a simple bait of fresh brains. however due to some impatience on my part our initial attack was easily foiled by the combination of a friends assistance and a large wooden door. a short struggle ensued and a few shots were fired though the letterbox. sadly they only resulted in glancing blows. not taking the zombie out entirely
It did however recoil into the shadows of the household. we braced ourselves for a frontal counterattack not expecting our foe to appear behind us with some arcane trickery and open fire. The shock took me by surprise as an infected shot ran right through my torso. the next few seconds were dark untill my body began to rise with the will of another. my comrade promptly shot me though the head. preventing my body from being taken over by the virus.
it was not long until both jeb and pc hammer both fell to each others bullets.
(note this all happened before midnight and we all agreed that no one survived the encounter)
Umpires notes : -
The Umpire was just about to put an end to the game and now the Umpires' head hurts.
To be honest it seems very convenient that you all died and therefore all ended up with points by the end of it. This fact however does not change much as far as scoring and awards goes as the Kadel strain still wins and PC Banana would have the most police kills anyway. I therefore am giving you the benefit of the doubt.
P.S. If PC Hammer was last killed by Typhas that therefore means that he would be reserected as a Harrison strain zombie drone and, therefore could have revived Typhas... just putting that out there.
PC Hammer reports : -
PC Banana and I decided to perform some last minute Zombie Slaying, and tonight went on a Rampage! However we were rather denied. Several of our targets had managed to conceal their presence through various means.
However we were able to catch one Jem Harrison unawares. Approaching his home we attacked swiftly, attempting the old police method of barging the door. This was less than successful for the Gatekeeper Samwise was a Powerful foe. In the interim time, Jem had utilised his secret escape hatch and approached us from behind, swiftly firing deadly zombie serum at PC Banana.
As horrified as I was, I raised by Lawgiver and shot my companion through the brain stem killing him immediately.
With PC Banana dead on the floor, Jem and I had a face off, and quick drew. But as the twisted cards of fate would have it, we both killed each other in that instant.
What an incredible night.
PC Banana reports : -
In a last day effort to rid the world of the zombie plague, myself and pc hammer (time)had gained info on the whereabouts of the undead assassin at large ben kadel. However a mass amount of paperwork and faffing with warrants rendered us without enough time to reach the monstrosity before leaving the one place we knew he would be at.
Not to have an uneventful night we had two backup targets. The sly and well hidden biskit russel and the infamous jeb harrison. Going on our merry way to his last know residence we were unfourunate to find that he had went down to the 24 hour buchers. while annoying there was a chance that we would come across him on our way to the one guaranteed target of the night
Getting the zombie to show himself was done with a simple bait of fresh brains. however due to some impatience on my part our initial attack was easily foiled by the combination of a friends assistance and a large wooden door. a short struggle ensued and a few shots were fired though the letterbox. sadly they only resulted in glancing blows. not taking the zombie out entirely
It did however recoil into the shadows of the household. we braced ourselves for a frontal counterattack not expecting our foe to appear behind us with some arcane trickery and open fire. The shock took me by surprise as an infected shot ran right through my torso. the next few seconds were dark untill my body began to rise with the will of another. my comrade promptly shot me though the head. preventing my body from being taken over by the virus.
it was not long until both jeb and pc hammer both fell to each others bullets.
(note this all happened before midnight and we all agreed that no one survived the encounter)
Umpires notes : -
The Umpire was just about to put an end to the game and now the Umpires' head hurts.
To be honest it seems very convenient that you all died and therefore all ended up with points by the end of it. This fact however does not change much as far as scoring and awards goes as the Kadel strain still wins and PC Banana would have the most police kills anyway. I therefore am giving you the benefit of the doubt.
P.S. If PC Hammer was last killed by Typhas that therefore means that he would be reserected as a Harrison strain zombie drone and, therefore could have revived Typhas... just putting that out there.
Day 6
No activity so far
Day 5
Zombie Chief Police Lee Henderson is finally put to rest by PC Banana
Zombie Police Chief Lee Henderson reports : -
Must... Kill... ... ... ... Must... Kill....
... Oh Hi Ant, how are you?... *PC Banana [Ant Edwards] slices the dimwited zombie in half with a machete*
... Oh yeah, he's police *face palm*.
PC Banana [Ant Edwards] reports : -
I woke up today to a bright clear sky. It happened to be another lovely sunny day
Another lovely disguise to the true nature of these past coming days. It was in fact a dark day. The infection was spreading. while it seems that the other infected assassins were not driven into the supposed ferocious bloodlust that we had been warned against. There was one strain however that has been spreading amongst the people like a wild fire
Yes it was a grim day. With both police chief Welsh and police chief henderson falling to the kadel strain the night before the enforcement squad were in complete chaos other than myself all the officers to encounter the infected were all soon to fall to the virus.
the bright sunny day cunningly disguised the days true nature
Ive been carrying my knife everywhere recently. finding it much more convenient to wield. not needing potassium based bullets after all. i was on a simple stroll to gather Intel from a trusted source when i spotted the former chief Henderson shambling through the crowd. attempting to look human, he was doing a good job as well. i would not have known he was infected if not for the urgent report sent out that morning.
A quick scan of his person and i was fairly confident he was unarmed. Advantage machete. casually making my way over to my former commander i exchanged few words untill releasing him from the world with the business end of my happy meat cleaver.
These are dark days. this infection must be stopped before its too late
Zombie Police Chief Lee Henderson reports : -
Must... Kill... ... ... ... Must... Kill....
... Oh Hi Ant, how are you?... *PC Banana [Ant Edwards] slices the dimwited zombie in half with a machete*
... Oh yeah, he's police *face palm*.
PC Banana [Ant Edwards] reports : -
I woke up today to a bright clear sky. It happened to be another lovely sunny day
Another lovely disguise to the true nature of these past coming days. It was in fact a dark day. The infection was spreading. while it seems that the other infected assassins were not driven into the supposed ferocious bloodlust that we had been warned against. There was one strain however that has been spreading amongst the people like a wild fire
Yes it was a grim day. With both police chief Welsh and police chief henderson falling to the kadel strain the night before the enforcement squad were in complete chaos other than myself all the officers to encounter the infected were all soon to fall to the virus.
the bright sunny day cunningly disguised the days true nature
Ive been carrying my knife everywhere recently. finding it much more convenient to wield. not needing potassium based bullets after all. i was on a simple stroll to gather Intel from a trusted source when i spotted the former chief Henderson shambling through the crowd. attempting to look human, he was doing a good job as well. i would not have known he was infected if not for the urgent report sent out that morning.
A quick scan of his person and i was fairly confident he was unarmed. Advantage machete. casually making my way over to my former commander i exchanged few words untill releasing him from the world with the business end of my happy meat cleaver.
These are dark days. this infection must be stopped before its too late
Day 4
PC World weakens the grip of the Kedel strain
PC World Reports : -
Whilst recovering from a party at HQ last night, I heard a knock on my door. It was the reanimated corpses of my recently deceased colleagues, PC Game and PC Dynamo!
Rather than kill them where they stood, I decided not to be initially confrontational. So after seeing that they were both unarmed and posed no threat to me, I let them stumble into my house to collect the attire that they used to dress themselves with when they were alive.
Only one they had stumbled out of my house again, I struck. PC Game had barely left my front path when I hurled a grenade at him, the detonation splattering his brains all over my squad car. I'll have to give it a clean or the Chief will be most unimpressed.
Zombie PC Game reports : -
Attempt at brains from Milky's house ended up with me eating a grenade.
With death, the zombie virus leaves me and i can now rest in peace.
PC World Reports : -
Whilst recovering from a party at HQ last night, I heard a knock on my door. It was the reanimated corpses of my recently deceased colleagues, PC Game and PC Dynamo!
Rather than kill them where they stood, I decided not to be initially confrontational. So after seeing that they were both unarmed and posed no threat to me, I let them stumble into my house to collect the attire that they used to dress themselves with when they were alive.
Only one they had stumbled out of my house again, I struck. PC Game had barely left my front path when I hurled a grenade at him, the detonation splattering his brains all over my squad car. I'll have to give it a clean or the Chief will be most unimpressed.
Zombie PC Game reports : -
Attempt at brains from Milky's house ended up with me eating a grenade.
With death, the zombie virus leaves me and i can now rest in peace.
Corruption at the top! Both Chief of police are infected along with PC world.
Zombie Chief of Police Lee Henderson Reports : -
Oh what a cruel twist of fate. Killed by the other chief of police (freshly turned zombie by Rob Butler) that I had worked so closely with in the past. I have now been infected with the Kadel strain and I can already feel it taking it's effect. The moments of the attack are still stirring fresh in my mind...
I was calmly chilling on my laptop round a friends house when suddenly there was a know on the door. A group of friends swarmed in, amongst them were PC World and Chief of police Adam Welsh. I instantly froze; reports has already come in that the Chief of Police had been corrupted with the Kadel virus.
After a short period the signs that the chief of police had been infected were plain to see. He appeared dimwitted an cumbersome. He initially didn't even register me as a potential target. After a glimmer of realisation became visible in his eyes I knew what I had to do.... I ran for my life.
I quickly make my escape in to the livingroom and barricaded the door with my foot. This unfortunately left PC World to fend for himself; after a short period of unholy screaming and what sounded like munching flesh it was obvious what the fate of PC World was.
From where I was position I attempted to search for potential weapons, unfortunately all I could find was an unloaded rubber-band gun. I could feel the zombified Adam Welsh thudding against the door and I knew I had little time left. Suddenly I heard a *click* and to my horror discovered that Adam had snuck round the backdoor; and the person on the otherside of the door was in fact PC World battling with the effects of the Kadel strain virus raging through his body.
After a short battle I was overpowered by Adams Zombie ninja skills and was shot in the head by a banana gun. As I feel the infection taking an even stronger hold I.... I..... Urgggg...... BRAINS!!!!
Umpires Notes : -
BRAINS!!!
Zombie Chief of Police Lee Henderson Reports : -
Oh what a cruel twist of fate. Killed by the other chief of police (freshly turned zombie by Rob Butler) that I had worked so closely with in the past. I have now been infected with the Kadel strain and I can already feel it taking it's effect. The moments of the attack are still stirring fresh in my mind...
I was calmly chilling on my laptop round a friends house when suddenly there was a know on the door. A group of friends swarmed in, amongst them were PC World and Chief of police Adam Welsh. I instantly froze; reports has already come in that the Chief of Police had been corrupted with the Kadel virus.
After a short period the signs that the chief of police had been infected were plain to see. He appeared dimwitted an cumbersome. He initially didn't even register me as a potential target. After a glimmer of realisation became visible in his eyes I knew what I had to do.... I ran for my life.
I quickly make my escape in to the livingroom and barricaded the door with my foot. This unfortunately left PC World to fend for himself; after a short period of unholy screaming and what sounded like munching flesh it was obvious what the fate of PC World was.
From where I was position I attempted to search for potential weapons, unfortunately all I could find was an unloaded rubber-band gun. I could feel the zombified Adam Welsh thudding against the door and I knew I had little time left. Suddenly I heard a *click* and to my horror discovered that Adam had snuck round the backdoor; and the person on the otherside of the door was in fact PC World battling with the effects of the Kadel strain virus raging through his body.
After a short battle I was overpowered by Adams Zombie ninja skills and was shot in the head by a banana gun. As I feel the infection taking an even stronger hold I.... I..... Urgggg...... BRAINS!!!!
Umpires Notes : -
BRAINS!!!
Day 3
No activities so far
Day2
PC Banana finally puts PC Wankathon to rest.
PC banana reports : -
After hearing about the new assassin virus it became vital to be armed at all times.
Today i went on a short trip to buy some more of the key component for the gunana, fresh bananas. i had recently run out/eaten them all
and it was vital to survival to have more.In the meantime i was armed with a simple machete. I've seen enough zombie films to know large knives are win.
It was on this travel that i noticed in the distance one of my fallen comrades PC wankathon. while he looked docile and unlike he had contracted the virus I had my orders to follow and with the opportune moment struck down the former zombie teammate.
At least now he can be free from all this mess. I miss my gunana
Zombie PC Wankathon reports : -
uuuurrrrrggghhhh..... Braaaaaaaiiiinnnnnsssss ffeeeeeeedddddddd.....
IIIIIII seeeeeeeeeeeeeee FFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!! uuuuuuugggggggg ddddeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaddddddd nnnnnnooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
Umpires notes : -
A tip for the future - As a police offices it is ill advised for you to eat your one and only weapon. This is even more the case during a zombie apocalypse.
PC banana reports : -
After hearing about the new assassin virus it became vital to be armed at all times.
Today i went on a short trip to buy some more of the key component for the gunana, fresh bananas. i had recently run out/eaten them all
and it was vital to survival to have more.In the meantime i was armed with a simple machete. I've seen enough zombie films to know large knives are win.
It was on this travel that i noticed in the distance one of my fallen comrades PC wankathon. while he looked docile and unlike he had contracted the virus I had my orders to follow and with the opportune moment struck down the former zombie teammate.
At least now he can be free from all this mess. I miss my gunana
Zombie PC Wankathon reports : -
uuuurrrrrggghhhh..... Braaaaaaaiiiinnnnnsssss ffeeeeeeedddddddd.....
IIIIIII seeeeeeeeeeeeeee FFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!! uuuuuuugggggggg ddddeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaddddddd nnnnnnooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
Umpires notes : -
A tip for the future - As a police offices it is ill advised for you to eat your one and only weapon. This is even more the case during a zombie apocalypse.
Day 2 Invasion Chart
Day 1
The Arithmetic Killing Unit reports : -
OH HELL YES A TRIPPLE KILL
right as i was walking out of the octagon i saw my first target and quickly whipped my blade out and sliced him in the stomach . a few moments later as we were driving home i saw 2 policemen walking on the pavement i told my lovely girlfriend to turn around and park in the pub car park i snuck out and hide behind some bushes until the pair walked past ... i dashed and sliced them back in the back
Im not too sure about these new rules but i believe now that these peoples have my virus which sounds lovely mwhahahhaha
the Arithmetic Killing Unit out .... BRAINSSSSSSSSSSSS
OH HELL YES A TRIPPLE KILL
right as i was walking out of the octagon i saw my first target and quickly whipped my blade out and sliced him in the stomach . a few moments later as we were driving home i saw 2 policemen walking on the pavement i told my lovely girlfriend to turn around and park in the pub car park i snuck out and hide behind some bushes until the pair walked past ... i dashed and sliced them back in the back
Im not too sure about these new rules but i believe now that these peoples have my virus which sounds lovely mwhahahhaha
the Arithmetic Killing Unit out .... BRAINSSSSSSSSSSSS
Sammwise reports : -
It's never a good day when you realise your gun was in the wrong coat...
Upon my way to the octagon i was greeted by a female friend, like any other day until she shouted the words "GET INSIDE QUICK".
TOO LATE.
I felt the cold touch of steel enter my stomach at lightning speed. My insides spilled to the floor and i with them.
I soon reanimated into a being of absolute horror and terror. I now have the BK virus. Soon i will sprout an afro of white man proportions, i will get an urge for frisbee and i shall also shrink in size.
DEAR GOD WHAT WILL BECOME OF ME!?
PC Game reports : -
As a living police officer, it is my sworn duty to protect civilians from the blood thirsty zombies, but as i was walking home with a colleague (PC Dynamo), one of them snuck behind us and infected us with his own strain.
Now all i can think about is eating juicy brains!
Umpires notes : -
Good work Ben.
I'm sorry Sam but because you are an original zombie (and would have had the chance to win the game) you are unable to be reanimated until you have been in contact with someone you have already infected. Unfortunately you have not yet infected anyone and therefore have no one to reanimate you.
Ben Kadel reports : -
i planned to meet with one of my fellow zombies early for the film night event and organised a devilish plan to remove a police man from the equation, me and my fellow zombie drone walked towards to targets hosue as he hadnt appeared for the event yet , we bumped into him (unarmed) and simply my knife entered his stomach and my drone bang shotted him ... lovely GO KADEL STRAIN
the arithmetic killing unit out ... BRAINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Andrew Worstencroft Reports : -
Got source of brains from Paul Seabrook....braiinns!
Paul Seabrook reports : -
It was film night tonight. I didn't want to miss another exciting instalment of back to the future, so I forgot to bring protection... Passing through the only dark spot on route I was ambushed by two zombies. Frozen to the spot I was bitten in the face by Ben Kadel, doomed to become a zombie forever...
PC World chooses duty over friendship and disposes of the zombified Morning Glory
PC World reports : -
A long time ago, two young housemates and up-and-coming assassins made a pact. They agreed that they would not assassinate each other unless our higher power marked one of us for death at the hands of the other. The pact was honoured for many a year, and the two assassins lived in peace.
Even after the untimely death of one of the assassins from an unfortunate incident with a lizard, and his subsequent rebirth as a police officer, the pact still held strong, despite the two friends now being on opposite sides.
Therefore, imagine the horror felt by the police officer one spring morning when he heard that his old friend had not only succumbed to a deadly virus, but had returned as an undead! Would his old friend honour their pact, even in death? Or would his undead mind see his old friend as just another serving of fresh brains?
I, PC World, was unwilling to take such a risk.
So, late one evening, I approached our mutual residence, hearing through the windows my old friend's undead groans as he watched the same YouTube videos that made him laugh so heartily just days ago. I couldn't falter now; my resolve had to be strong. With a heavy heart and shotgun in hand, I charged through the front door, rounding to corner into the living room. My old friend lay on the sofa, barely registering my presence. It was as I feared, his mind was lost. There was nothing left to do. I pulled the trigger.
Goodbye old friend.
PC World reports : -
A long time ago, two young housemates and up-and-coming assassins made a pact. They agreed that they would not assassinate each other unless our higher power marked one of us for death at the hands of the other. The pact was honoured for many a year, and the two assassins lived in peace.
Even after the untimely death of one of the assassins from an unfortunate incident with a lizard, and his subsequent rebirth as a police officer, the pact still held strong, despite the two friends now being on opposite sides.
Therefore, imagine the horror felt by the police officer one spring morning when he heard that his old friend had not only succumbed to a deadly virus, but had returned as an undead! Would his old friend honour their pact, even in death? Or would his undead mind see his old friend as just another serving of fresh brains?
I, PC World, was unwilling to take such a risk.
So, late one evening, I approached our mutual residence, hearing through the windows my old friend's undead groans as he watched the same YouTube videos that made him laugh so heartily just days ago. I couldn't falter now; my resolve had to be strong. With a heavy heart and shotgun in hand, I charged through the front door, rounding to corner into the living room. My old friend lay on the sofa, barely registering my presence. It was as I feared, his mind was lost. There was nothing left to do. I pulled the trigger.
Goodbye old friend.
Day 1 Invasion Chart
The chart below shows the current status of the zombie assassin horde VS the police force. Names in blue are police and names in Green are zombies. Any police officers that have become zombies will become greenish blue.
Examples
Below are some examples of how the game works.
The image below shows a small example of a game mid-play : -
The image below shows a small example of a game mid-play : -
As you can see from the image above; original zombie 1 has already managed to kill example police 3 and turned them into a zombie.
As you can see, example police 3 (zombie) has managed to infect example police 1 with a strain of the virus.
Now example original zombie has been able to reinfect example police 3 (zombie) with their own strain of the virus. As you can see, police 3 (zombie) is no longer linked in any way to the original strain.
As you can see, example police 2 has gone on a little bit of a killing spree and killed off both original zombies and one of the zombie drones. This would be game over for original zombie one since he has no drones left to revive him.
Police 3 (zombie) has now managed to come into contact with original zombie 2 and therefore revived him.