Week 3
The don finishes mahelt [Lauren hickey] to get himself off the incompetency hit list
the don reports : -
the unsuspecting mahelt was minding her own business in her hometown recouperating after her failed assasination attempt last week.
she received a letter from someone she trusted....she should have known better than to let her guard down from the don.
upon opening the letter there was an almighty bang...and with her last breath she uttered why?
the reply was that she was on the incompetent list and that was that.
the don reports : -
the unsuspecting mahelt was minding her own business in her hometown recouperating after her failed assasination attempt last week.
she received a letter from someone she trusted....she should have known better than to let her guard down from the don.
upon opening the letter there was an almighty bang...and with her last breath she uttered why?
the reply was that she was on the incompetent list and that was that.
PC World is cleaning the streets one incompetent assassin at a time. This time A Shadowy Figure [Jonathan Henebury] is erased from this world.
PC world reports : -
I write to report that incompetent assassin Jonathan Henebury has been eliminated.
Upon leaving Ultimate Frisbee training, he failed to display any Frisbee gear, which would have protected him. He was rewarded by a Shuriken to the neck. Not standard issue for a police officer, but effective nonetheless.
PC world reports : -
I write to report that incompetent assassin Jonathan Henebury has been eliminated.
Upon leaving Ultimate Frisbee training, he failed to display any Frisbee gear, which would have protected him. He was rewarded by a Shuriken to the neck. Not standard issue for a police officer, but effective nonetheless.
Shifty business between Morning Glory and The Arithmetic Killing Unit
Morning Glory reports : -
Incompetent assassins are always fun to target. So when a close friend of mine turned up on the list early this morning I thought game on. He turned up to frisbee training early to have some unofficial fun. Although cautious, not cautious enough. Ben stepped towards the safety of the leisure centre only to have a deadly shurikan darted at his chest. In one 'genuine' assassin swoop he was no more.
the arithmetic killing unit reports : -
As i awoke this morning to find my name was on the incompentcy list, my heart sunk.
Anywho i knew that all i had to do today was be at frisbee and the S.U. both of which were safe areas however when i pulled up to the sports centre, purposely late for the additional hour training session that was before our original training, my assaliant threw a shuriken right at me...
Now here is where we had a problem i believed i was safe according to the 10 minutes rules to sporting events however due to the fact this was an un-official hour there was issues ....
long story short we got the umpire to resolve it and it turns out ... I AINT DEAD WOOO , yet haha my assaliant still gets his kill point and i get my life and the rules get a jiggle around
so back to the drawing board, sorry dude about not being dead btw :) hope you dont hates me haha
the arithmetic killing unit out.
Umpires notes : -
Due to some confusion with the rules I am going to still award Morning Glory the point for the kill; however The Arithmetic Killing Unit will still count as being alive.
- The attack didn't happen within official organised training times, however on the official frisbee facebook group it was posted "Training starts at 2pm tomorrow for those interested. We'll probs just have a mack line and have a bit of fun before drills" by one of it's members. This would qualify as an "Organised sports activities" as stated in the assassins rules.
- The victim was not wearing the official team sports uniform, however he was wearing the kit that he intended to play the sport in. In the assassins rules it states "To make this easy to referee players wishing to be ‘safe’ must have their sports shirt obvious". Obviously if the rule only included official team kits it would be slightly unfair on players who do not own any.
This is obviously an extremely unusual situation and seems to have fallen within a gap in the rules. The rules will be amended to ensure that similar issues do not happen in future.
Morning Glory reports : -
Incompetent assassins are always fun to target. So when a close friend of mine turned up on the list early this morning I thought game on. He turned up to frisbee training early to have some unofficial fun. Although cautious, not cautious enough. Ben stepped towards the safety of the leisure centre only to have a deadly shurikan darted at his chest. In one 'genuine' assassin swoop he was no more.
the arithmetic killing unit reports : -
As i awoke this morning to find my name was on the incompentcy list, my heart sunk.
Anywho i knew that all i had to do today was be at frisbee and the S.U. both of which were safe areas however when i pulled up to the sports centre, purposely late for the additional hour training session that was before our original training, my assaliant threw a shuriken right at me...
Now here is where we had a problem i believed i was safe according to the 10 minutes rules to sporting events however due to the fact this was an un-official hour there was issues ....
long story short we got the umpire to resolve it and it turns out ... I AINT DEAD WOOO , yet haha my assaliant still gets his kill point and i get my life and the rules get a jiggle around
so back to the drawing board, sorry dude about not being dead btw :) hope you dont hates me haha
the arithmetic killing unit out.
Umpires notes : -
Due to some confusion with the rules I am going to still award Morning Glory the point for the kill; however The Arithmetic Killing Unit will still count as being alive.
- The attack didn't happen within official organised training times, however on the official frisbee facebook group it was posted "Training starts at 2pm tomorrow for those interested. We'll probs just have a mack line and have a bit of fun before drills" by one of it's members. This would qualify as an "Organised sports activities" as stated in the assassins rules.
- The victim was not wearing the official team sports uniform, however he was wearing the kit that he intended to play the sport in. In the assassins rules it states "To make this easy to referee players wishing to be ‘safe’ must have their sports shirt obvious". Obviously if the rule only included official team kits it would be slightly unfair on players who do not own any.
This is obviously an extremely unusual situation and seems to have fallen within a gap in the rules. The rules will be amended to ensure that similar issues do not happen in future.
PC banana gets revenge on DaemonStorm (with a banana)
PC Banana reports : -
With the greeting to the police force over. I neglected to stay for complimentary donuts instead taking hold of my standard issue Gunana and Went of to dish out potassium based justice among the world
My first target was a former ally who's movement away from the path of justice began when he joined a prestigious assassins guild in the local area. Usualy the guild would protect him from police intervention however Is appeared he was slacking as the guilds protective veil was lifted from the police computers.
Finding my former comrade was not difficult as he was discovered deriving merriment from arcane games in the shady backdrop know as the other room. he had not yet learned of my new role in the world and as such welcomed me in open arms as we caught up on our unfortunate pasts.
after a while I suggested we Take a short stroll and Converse more over the ritual throwing of discs. A shared comrade of ours joined in the oppourtunity. i did not like this. however the job had to be done and once the three of us were out of sight i made my move. A single yellow shot to the head was all it took as the daemon storm was finally quelled.
A short threat was enough to keep the citizen quiet. and my gunana was consumed as standard procedure dictated
PC.Banana The last of your five a day
DaemonStorm reports : -
My laxity was my undoing. Former fellow assassin turned Police Officer Antony "Banana" Edwards, managed to kill me with a BFG 9000.
(for those of you not in the know, thats the Banana Fruit Gun Model 9k)
The potassium based weapon instantly vaporised me on the spot. Fortunately I keep my life essences tied to several Golems, so I now inhabit one of my own flesh golems.
Alas, I was killed.
PC Banana reports : -
With the greeting to the police force over. I neglected to stay for complimentary donuts instead taking hold of my standard issue Gunana and Went of to dish out potassium based justice among the world
My first target was a former ally who's movement away from the path of justice began when he joined a prestigious assassins guild in the local area. Usualy the guild would protect him from police intervention however Is appeared he was slacking as the guilds protective veil was lifted from the police computers.
Finding my former comrade was not difficult as he was discovered deriving merriment from arcane games in the shady backdrop know as the other room. he had not yet learned of my new role in the world and as such welcomed me in open arms as we caught up on our unfortunate pasts.
after a while I suggested we Take a short stroll and Converse more over the ritual throwing of discs. A shared comrade of ours joined in the oppourtunity. i did not like this. however the job had to be done and once the three of us were out of sight i made my move. A single yellow shot to the head was all it took as the daemon storm was finally quelled.
A short threat was enough to keep the citizen quiet. and my gunana was consumed as standard procedure dictated
PC.Banana The last of your five a day
DaemonStorm reports : -
My laxity was my undoing. Former fellow assassin turned Police Officer Antony "Banana" Edwards, managed to kill me with a BFG 9000.
(for those of you not in the know, thats the Banana Fruit Gun Model 9k)
The potassium based weapon instantly vaporised me on the spot. Fortunately I keep my life essences tied to several Golems, so I now inhabit one of my own flesh golems.
Alas, I was killed.
Sammwise betrays the Don [Siobhan Hickey]
Sammwise reports : -
After a night of winning a competition of musical sorts it was revealed that my target Siobhan Hickey considered me trustworthy enough to try and help her get her target.
FOOL.
I quickly took advantage of said situation and fashioned myself a knife of rugged steel. As i cunningly accompanied her outside of safe zone i struck like a swift wind and shanked her in the stomach. A fine message for all.
DON'T TRUST ANYONE.
Sammwise reports : -
After a night of winning a competition of musical sorts it was revealed that my target Siobhan Hickey considered me trustworthy enough to try and help her get her target.
FOOL.
I quickly took advantage of said situation and fashioned myself a knife of rugged steel. As i cunningly accompanied her outside of safe zone i struck like a swift wind and shanked her in the stomach. A fine message for all.
DON'T TRUST ANYONE.
Tyron Touchaface [James Thomas] get's on the wrong side of the law (incompetency list) and suffers the consistences at the hands of PC Wankathon
Tyron Touchaface reports : -
House number 6 has be the breeding ground for bent cops and today was no exception. Having invited a police officer Lee Henderson to play 'Last Night On Earth' my guard was obviously heightened to his presence. No more than 2 days ago the Chef of Police [Adam Welsh] had tried to make an attempt on my life and I was no sucker to there feeble attempts.
The police were not going to play fair it seemed and another player to the board game was Paul Seabrook (wankle). A friend and I went to the shop and with having Lee in the house and other assassin wanted to kill me and got back and started to lock the doors telling my company about my obvious paranoia.
As I locked the doors in my front room, Paul Seabrook drew my weapon and killed me on the spot, being completely surprise and thinking it was a joke I just laughed to then hear from Lee, "yeah wankle is a police officer"
I thought assassins were the deceivers but obvious not.
Chief of police Lee Henderson [The Umpire] reports : -
It is a shameful day when there are around five time the number of assassins placed on the incompetency list than there are off it. It is about time I thinned this herd, and as chief of police that means getting my hands dirty.
Last night seemed the same as any other; it was cold and dank outside however my social obligations forced me to brave the ruthless weather. I was preparing for my torturous journey when a realisation struck me. An incompitent assassin I had been tracking for many weeks would be present at the gathering along with another fellow police officer.
Without a moment to lose I quickly contacted that police officer using a secured police network (facebook) to ensure that he was aware of the situation. Luckily the same thought had already crossed the mind of that police officer and we set off, beverages in hand.
Upon arrival my target was not to be found. It was only upon closer inspection of a quivering curtain that I realised the location said Jimmy Thomas. I pulled back the curtain and smiled kindly at the jittery character. I managed to gain his trust and he gently placed the gun on the floor next to the curtain he was standing behind.
Later than night there was a rattle at the door. Jimmy promptly disappeared behind the curtain again as my fellow police officer arrived. After a slight pause, Jimmy again placed the gun on the floor and re-emerged. This was a fateful error on Jimmys part as I now knew his routine.
The next time Jimmy left the room to pick up supplies (alcohol) I put a plan into motion. I slyly removed the weapon from the curtain, examined it to ensure it was loaded and then placed it behind the cushion of a sofa. Shortly after Jimmys return we shouted "is that someone at the door". As Jimmy made his way to his hiding spot and fumbled around in search for his misplaced weapon I passed the gun to my fellow officer. Promptly PC Wankathon shot Jimmy in the back with it. Jimmys face turned to panic as the true horror of the situation struck him; he then dropped to the floor... dead!
PC Wankathon reports : -
Going on my merry way to play last night on earth with a fellow police officer I got to the establishment only to find the most wanted assassin in all of Lovell Drive.
Fate gave me an opportunity to bring the evil man to justice as he revealed his weapons hiding place. Popping out to the shops I seized the moment! Commandeering his weapon, I waited for his return, waited until his back was turned, forgot to read him his rights and hoisted him on his own petard.
Job done.
Umpires notes : -
Bad luck Jimmy, you would have my sympathy however it is your own fault for being in the incompetency list. It is true that our actions might have been slightly cloak and dagger, however they are well within the rules. The incident could have easily been avoided had you takes a more active role within the game.
This is an example to all other incompetent assassins. There is no escaping the long arm of the law.
Tyron Touchaface reports : -
House number 6 has be the breeding ground for bent cops and today was no exception. Having invited a police officer Lee Henderson to play 'Last Night On Earth' my guard was obviously heightened to his presence. No more than 2 days ago the Chef of Police [Adam Welsh] had tried to make an attempt on my life and I was no sucker to there feeble attempts.
The police were not going to play fair it seemed and another player to the board game was Paul Seabrook (wankle). A friend and I went to the shop and with having Lee in the house and other assassin wanted to kill me and got back and started to lock the doors telling my company about my obvious paranoia.
As I locked the doors in my front room, Paul Seabrook drew my weapon and killed me on the spot, being completely surprise and thinking it was a joke I just laughed to then hear from Lee, "yeah wankle is a police officer"
I thought assassins were the deceivers but obvious not.
Chief of police Lee Henderson [The Umpire] reports : -
It is a shameful day when there are around five time the number of assassins placed on the incompetency list than there are off it. It is about time I thinned this herd, and as chief of police that means getting my hands dirty.
Last night seemed the same as any other; it was cold and dank outside however my social obligations forced me to brave the ruthless weather. I was preparing for my torturous journey when a realisation struck me. An incompitent assassin I had been tracking for many weeks would be present at the gathering along with another fellow police officer.
Without a moment to lose I quickly contacted that police officer using a secured police network (facebook) to ensure that he was aware of the situation. Luckily the same thought had already crossed the mind of that police officer and we set off, beverages in hand.
Upon arrival my target was not to be found. It was only upon closer inspection of a quivering curtain that I realised the location said Jimmy Thomas. I pulled back the curtain and smiled kindly at the jittery character. I managed to gain his trust and he gently placed the gun on the floor next to the curtain he was standing behind.
Later than night there was a rattle at the door. Jimmy promptly disappeared behind the curtain again as my fellow police officer arrived. After a slight pause, Jimmy again placed the gun on the floor and re-emerged. This was a fateful error on Jimmys part as I now knew his routine.
The next time Jimmy left the room to pick up supplies (alcohol) I put a plan into motion. I slyly removed the weapon from the curtain, examined it to ensure it was loaded and then placed it behind the cushion of a sofa. Shortly after Jimmys return we shouted "is that someone at the door". As Jimmy made his way to his hiding spot and fumbled around in search for his misplaced weapon I passed the gun to my fellow officer. Promptly PC Wankathon shot Jimmy in the back with it. Jimmys face turned to panic as the true horror of the situation struck him; he then dropped to the floor... dead!
PC Wankathon reports : -
Going on my merry way to play last night on earth with a fellow police officer I got to the establishment only to find the most wanted assassin in all of Lovell Drive.
Fate gave me an opportunity to bring the evil man to justice as he revealed his weapons hiding place. Popping out to the shops I seized the moment! Commandeering his weapon, I waited for his return, waited until his back was turned, forgot to read him his rights and hoisted him on his own petard.
Job done.
Umpires notes : -
Bad luck Jimmy, you would have my sympathy however it is your own fault for being in the incompetency list. It is true that our actions might have been slightly cloak and dagger, however they are well within the rules. The incident could have easily been avoided had you takes a more active role within the game.
This is an example to all other incompetent assassins. There is no escaping the long arm of the law.
Poison in the post!
the arithmetic killing unit reports : -
As the week drew to a close I knew that I had to make at least an attempted assassination, in order to keep my 'cred' , so I came up with a devilish plot that hopefully will remove one of the most trickiest targets, that I have had since day one...
simply a letter, with deadly consequences...
my hopes are now with the postal service.
DO YOUR PART
Arithmetic Killing Unit out ...
Undying Love reports : -
As usual I went to check the mail at noon. There was a letter among others which stood out. I had my doubts about it being an assassination attempt. I entered my room, opened this anonymous letter and behold it said 'POISON' in it. I quickly ate a candy while saying “Ah! That hits the spot.” and it changed the colour of my tongue. I breathe a sigh of relief realising I was safe.
Umpires notes : -
I am sorry to say that the person you sent the letter to has now been removed from the game for inactivity.
edit : -
Undying love has now received the letter and taken the antidote however they have already been removed from the game for inactivity by this point.
the arithmetic killing unit reports : -
As the week drew to a close I knew that I had to make at least an attempted assassination, in order to keep my 'cred' , so I came up with a devilish plot that hopefully will remove one of the most trickiest targets, that I have had since day one...
simply a letter, with deadly consequences...
my hopes are now with the postal service.
DO YOUR PART
Arithmetic Killing Unit out ...
Undying Love reports : -
As usual I went to check the mail at noon. There was a letter among others which stood out. I had my doubts about it being an assassination attempt. I entered my room, opened this anonymous letter and behold it said 'POISON' in it. I quickly ate a candy while saying “Ah! That hits the spot.” and it changed the colour of my tongue. I breathe a sigh of relief realising I was safe.
Umpires notes : -
I am sorry to say that the person you sent the letter to has now been removed from the game for inactivity.
edit : -
Undying love has now received the letter and taken the antidote however they have already been removed from the game for inactivity by this point.