Week 4
Saturday 3rd February
Nigel X Reports - As I sat drinking in a crowded room, I realised one of my targets was also in attendance. I bided my time ensuring no police were going to thwart my attempts and to be sure my cover was not blown. Once his guard was down I drew my trusty knife and jammed it into the neck of my target. Due to the atmosphere, my kill went unnoticed allowing me to safely resume drinking.
*Waiting for a report from Bruce Sung Ho (Curtis (Curly) Cobley)*
The Umpire Reports - It seemed like any normal night, as usual I was busy vomiting in the ensuite bathroom of a friends house due to the excessive amount of alcohol in my system. After taking a dump in my friends shower I rejoined the group to hear some devastating news; my beloved assassin Sum Yung Ho has been slaughtered by my slightly less beloved assassin Nigel.
Monday 4th February
Umpires Notes - Ok, I am calling this the final week because things have slowed down to such an extent.
Poison Shade Reports - I contacted my target (James Ogunyale) and asked if I could come over to discuss work with him, though my hidden agenda was to end his life. Upon entering his flat and being led to his room I retrieved my shuriken and proceeded to stab him, he start to dodge the attack but I struck true at his neck. No one escapes shade.
James Thunder (James Ogunyale) Reports - Shade contatced me through my pokedex about joining the team of Goddie and James Thunder by being shademeowth. Little did I know that this was a trap for me with no Pokemon at hand to use to defend myself i fell prey to his shurkien stabbing me in the neck ending my life
Team Goddie and James Thunder are no more.
TEAM ROCKET FOR LIFE.
Team Goddie and James Thunder are no more.
TEAM ROCKET FOR LIFE.
Umpires Notes - As you can see a countdown timer has begun for the end of game 6. If you want want to get some more kills in I suggest you do it soon.
Last night all police should have received an emails stating that they are now able to kill ANY assassin; and assassins can kill them. If you signed up as police after the game started there is a changed I don't have your emails address on my lists and therefore you would have missed the email.
Last night all police should have received an emails stating that they are now able to kill ANY assassin; and assassins can kill them. If you signed up as police after the game started there is a changed I don't have your emails address on my lists and therefore you would have missed the email.
Wednesday 6th February
Nigel X Reports - As midnight struck, I was in my local tavern as per usual. My phone then shows the Bureau has contacted me. To my horror, I discover the police have gone rogue, and what makes it worse I am aware of two members of the law enforcement are within 10 feet of me. I stand up and aggressively move behind the first officer and quick as a flash, slash his throat and let his head flop to the table. Nathan Douglas proceeds to bleed out. Alarm now rings out from confused civilians in the area and the second member of the police leaps behind the bar only to draw a pre prepared weapon. We circle briefly, but as she lunges I cut her arm and she drops her blade. I subsequently stab her in the chest ending her treacherous life. Jordan Hallows is also killed.
*Waiting for a report from PC Jessie J or Dan (Jordan Hallows)*
*Waiting for a reports from PC Twilight Sparkle (Nathan Douglas)*
The Umpires Report - As I witnessed the event unfold I was in complete shock and confusion. The auto-email for the police attacks had been set for Midnight and I was drinking with my friends at the time.
Knowing that one of my least gifted assassins was sitting right next to me I was hoping that he would fail to notice the time. At this instance I had one officer opposite me, and the other working behind the bar. This might seem harsh, although considering the assassin in questions battle plan is to stumble around as my drunken shadow and murder my friends, I would not be shedding any tears if he were to shed blood.
Unfortunately it was I who lost track of time, and before I know it PC Sparkle had been decapitated by a knife made of the finest cardboard.
Knowing that PC Jessie J or Dan was next on the list I shouted across to her "You can kill assassins now". Nigel X ran towards the bar and response PC Jessie J or Dan bounded out from behind the bar with A VEGETABLE KNIFE and proceeded to chase Nigel X around a few the table several times shouting the words "KNIFE, KNIFE, KNIFE"....
In a blind panic Nigel X lurched back pleading "that doesn't count" (personally I would have said "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T STAB ME"). Luckily(ish) Nigel X still had his legitimate weapon (a cardboard knife) and took care of the violent offender.
Just so that you are aware as a reader. Jessie J or Dan knew the assassin quite well, and the bar was almost empty at the time other than a few regulars round the corner. If I heard this report about any other assassin or police I would go ape shit mental on their asses and ban them from the game. As it is I am not going to do anything since she has no Kudos, it is nearly the end of the game.... and because Jordan scares me.
P.S.
Because Jordan was working at the time the kill shouldn't have counted. I am going to keep her dead for health and safety reasons but only award Kudos for the killing of PC Twilight Sparkle.
Knowing that one of my least gifted assassins was sitting right next to me I was hoping that he would fail to notice the time. At this instance I had one officer opposite me, and the other working behind the bar. This might seem harsh, although considering the assassin in questions battle plan is to stumble around as my drunken shadow and murder my friends, I would not be shedding any tears if he were to shed blood.
Unfortunately it was I who lost track of time, and before I know it PC Sparkle had been decapitated by a knife made of the finest cardboard.
Knowing that PC Jessie J or Dan was next on the list I shouted across to her "You can kill assassins now". Nigel X ran towards the bar and response PC Jessie J or Dan bounded out from behind the bar with A VEGETABLE KNIFE and proceeded to chase Nigel X around a few the table several times shouting the words "KNIFE, KNIFE, KNIFE"....
In a blind panic Nigel X lurched back pleading "that doesn't count" (personally I would have said "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T STAB ME"). Luckily(ish) Nigel X still had his legitimate weapon (a cardboard knife) and took care of the violent offender.
Just so that you are aware as a reader. Jessie J or Dan knew the assassin quite well, and the bar was almost empty at the time other than a few regulars round the corner. If I heard this report about any other assassin or police I would go ape shit mental on their asses and ban them from the game. As it is I am not going to do anything since she has no Kudos, it is nearly the end of the game.... and because Jordan scares me.
P.S.
Because Jordan was working at the time the kill shouldn't have counted. I am going to keep her dead for health and safety reasons but only award Kudos for the killing of PC Twilight Sparkle.