Week Two
Saturday 29th October 2011
CaptainStickyBeardForObviousReasons reports : I be drinkin' in the port tavern, gettin' jolly with me crew. When a man with claw fingers tries to kill me. Lucky for me his claws weren't labeled claws so I be unharmed. Also me tavern be a safe zone, good thing I didn't adventure to the grass. I believe his snapped some pics of his attempt.
Umpires Notes : Sounds like a lucky escape for Captain StickyBeard. Just a reminder to all assassins that there are save zones; these are described in the "general rule section". These are in place to prevent disturbances in public, or overly inconveniencing the players involved.
As this was only a minor incident there will be no punishment.
Remember that nearly all weapons need to be clearly labelled to count. If a weapon is not clearly labelled you might find yourself in a sticky situation where you are face to face with your target and essentially unarmed. Also, as demonstrated in the previous week; if you label a weapon wrongly the attributes of that weapon might change to something you didn't expect.
Just a further note on personification attacks. It is very much in your benefit to contact me with your plan (via the blueprint form) and wait for my response if you wish to use a personification attack, or unique weapon. It is entirely the Umpires decision as to what your costumes attributes are. If you attempt to dress up and go on a killing spree without checking the attributes with me first you might find my taste in irony not to your liking.
As this was only a minor incident there will be no punishment.
Remember that nearly all weapons need to be clearly labelled to count. If a weapon is not clearly labelled you might find yourself in a sticky situation where you are face to face with your target and essentially unarmed. Also, as demonstrated in the previous week; if you label a weapon wrongly the attributes of that weapon might change to something you didn't expect.
Just a further note on personification attacks. It is very much in your benefit to contact me with your plan (via the blueprint form) and wait for my response if you wish to use a personification attack, or unique weapon. It is entirely the Umpires decision as to what your costumes attributes are. If you attempt to dress up and go on a killing spree without checking the attributes with me first you might find my taste in irony not to your liking.
The Jelly Bean reports : My friend and i (because grammer matters ;)...) were having a grand old time at our halloween bash when i hear a nickname that sounded all too familiar, i swivel fast and spot my target, given away by a best friend with an awesome hairdo... i turn to strike when suddenly i look at my claws, they melt right off my hands.... :O nooo!! the forces of god only knows what otherwise known as (sod's law) typical bad luck, seem to be acting against me as i move to my target i can feel the forces pushing me away, it was not to be i decided, this jelly bean is not strong enough yet, but one day my friend i will find you when the world is with me and not you.... then you will meet a very sticky Jelly Bean Ending...
See Ya Soon...
Oh and to all you lazy bums who decided, "nah i cba making an attempt on anyone this week", as soon as your name hits the wanted list, ill be after you... so watch out, for if you see GAMBIT around... you'd better start running!!
See Ya Soon...
Oh and to all you lazy bums who decided, "nah i cba making an attempt on anyone this week", as soon as your name hits the wanted list, ill be after you... so watch out, for if you see GAMBIT around... you'd better start running!!
Umpires Notes : As stated by The Jelly Bean, those who have been inactive for over a week are now going on the wanted list.
Poptart feline that poops rainbows and meows alot reports : It was a friday evening, I had been previously drugged during the night, but unsuccessfully as all it did was make me lose a bit of my balance, help me lose some of my inhibitions, and make me slightly less coordinated (I WAS DRUNK), even in this state I saw my target on a grassy knoll just east of my desired watering hole, and stumbled over too him, I think he has also been "Drugged" and did not hear me approach him, I made my move and went to slit his throat, but in my current state made a mess of it and instead of slitting his throat I sliced it too ribbons and I regret this (I was too aggressive when killing him with my "fake knife") and for this I apologise to "A falling piano" and his family and friends
CaptainStickyBeardForObviousReasons reports : I be starin' at the posters o' targets, I pick me one I seen before. I go to where he be sleepin' an' plant some explosives with a trip wi-arrrrrh(wire). I be starin' at 'is bount poster again, lickin' me lips at the money I be gettin', when a strangarrrrgh (stranger) tell me, the bounty be canceled, apparently she weren't pregnant after all. I rush to take away me explosives before 'e dies. I took me explosives an' escaped before 'e ever knew. StickyBeard don't mind killin' but he don't kill nothin' for free.
Umpires Notes : Nice try with the trap, have 25 Kudos.
Dimitri Alexandrovich Donolov : Went to each targets living quarters to investigate possibility for attack. None presented itself.
The Jelly Bean Reports : I moved in the night, to follow through on my promise of culling the wanted list suspects. I moved for Skillward, otherwise known as Akber, not knowing that one of his housemates would be there to try to stop me...
Moving in on my target, i spot him with a cigarette, i recognise him as another one of the wanted suspects, as he draws his gun i draw a card and fling it through his heart, one down one to go....
Moving round the corner i wait for the initial target to check on Lain (Tom), he comes out of the door and i throw a card, narrowly missing him, i strike again before he can get into the house, a bang kill with my staff seals his fate.
I promised carnege to those who are wanted, now i am giving it... so this is the first chapter... You have been warned!
Jelly Bean Out.
Moving in on my target, i spot him with a cigarette, i recognise him as another one of the wanted suspects, as he draws his gun i draw a card and fling it through his heart, one down one to go....
Moving round the corner i wait for the initial target to check on Lain (Tom), he comes out of the door and i throw a card, narrowly missing him, i strike again before he can get into the house, a bang kill with my staff seals his fate.
I promised carnege to those who are wanted, now i am giving it... so this is the first chapter... You have been warned!
Jelly Bean Out.
Umpires Notes : Congratulations on the assassination. For the card kill I offer 200 Kudos, for the staff kill 150 Kudos, you get a 200 Kudos bonus for killing multiple players in a day and for the photo I also offer 150 kudos.
That's 700 Kudos in total.
That's 700 Kudos in total.
Poptart feline that poops rainbows and meows alot reports : I had transformed myself from a “Poptart feline that poops rainbows and meows a lot” to an enormous elephant capable of trampling a possible target with the ease of a few stomps on them, BUT to my downfall this being my first time being an elephant I could not control the POWEEEEEER!!! So when joined forces with another assassin who could help control the power of an elephant, So we entered the residence of our target, found a very respectable place to hid (the downstairs loo), and waited for the unlucky recipient of our plan, then we burst our trap exploded out of the loo (as the loo could barely fit an elephant in it AND begin to trample “Ben Knight”, after a successfully squashed him to jelly on the carpet, I washed my feet, and left with my trunk held high. NYAN NYAN NYAN
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Captain Sticky Beard reports : Me crew mate, used 'is magic to transform into me lovable pet elephant "Stampy". He 'ad trouble controllin' 'is power, so I jumped on 'is back and rode him (;D) . Only Captain Sticky Beard has the raw piratey power to control 'im!!! I snuck into 'is 'ouse and bargained with 'is slimey first mate to convince 'im to come down into the lower decks. Stampy tip toed into the crapper with me, I jump on 'is back an waited. He starts walkin' past and I yell the command to charge, and Stumpy crushed him under his raw elephant power!!!!! As 'e crumbled under the power of me beloved stampy I laughed ARGHHARHARHARHAR.
Umpires Notes : Bad luck Obi (Ben Knight). Captain Sticky Beard and Poptart feline that poops rainbows and meows alot were using a personification attack. Since you were on the wanted list you were the target of both of them therefore allowing them to kill you in a join attack.
Stampy has the ability to trample anyone by pounding them four times. Stampy is however a wild beast and therefore needs to be ridden in order to control the attack.
For the great costume and the entertaining kill I offer 200 kudos and for the photo of the kill I offer 150 kudos. As this is a joint kill both the Kudos and the point for the kill will be split between stickybeard and Poptart feline.
Stampy has the ability to trample anyone by pounding them four times. Stampy is however a wild beast and therefore needs to be ridden in order to control the attack.
For the great costume and the entertaining kill I offer 200 kudos and for the photo of the kill I offer 150 kudos. As this is a joint kill both the Kudos and the point for the kill will be split between stickybeard and Poptart feline.
Captain Sticky Beard reports : Me an' a crew mate, tried to crack down to door and blow a target to tiny bloody pieces, but they'd used a crypt key. One of our targets invited it us in to show us his killin' skills. Should 'ave killed 'im in his room but was preoccupied, when I saw 'is first mate. I picked up a cannon ball with me bare hands, and threw it as hard as I could, it snapped his leg on contact and the explosion tore him t' pieces.
Smite_Master (AKA Daniel Catchpole) : I heard talk of assassinations outside my room, I decided to not venture unprepared however people were in waiting
his ninja reactions, out passed my skills with a knife, as i faked being tired to get closer he quickly recognised me and threw a grenade at my feet, I panicked and now am deceased :(
his ninja reactions, out passed my skills with a knife, as i faked being tired to get closer he quickly recognised me and threw a grenade at my feet, I panicked and now am deceased :(
Umpires Notes : for the second kill of the night stickybeard receives a 200 Kudos bonus on top of the 150 kudos for a grenade kill.
Captain Sticky Beard reports : Arrrgh, it be a said day for Sticky beard. Me and me pirate crew headed out to do some murderin', possibly with some lootin' just for fun. I see'd Akber mohamedali through one of the windows of a ship, I get 25meters away, and blow 'im away with me huge arrrrrrrghse (arse) cannon. Sticky Beard was over the moon, but before we could celebrate with rum and whore, another assassin started laughin'. Old Akber was already dead an' 'is bounty already claim. I may not'a killed 'im, but I turned 'is head into a lovely pile o' jell-o.
Umpires Notes : Nice attempt stickybeard. I don't think the photo is of a good enough quality to have counted though.
Monday 31st October 2011
StarKiller reports : It was late evening on monday October 31st, I was meeting an acquaintance in a hellish bar/club that was seeping with zombies, demons and demonic farm yard animals. My acquaintance and I spoke briefly of my plan to assassinate a disc throwing player the following day and even showed him a picture. To my surprise, he recognised him and then pointed him out in the crowd of demonic beings. He had disguised himself as an elephant.
With a little help, I fashioned a blade and hoped that he would stay till closing....After a few more drinks, a conga line, a mosh pit and a lot of dancing it was finally closing time.
I spotted the target as the lights came back on, left the building before he did and waited for him to came out. A large crowd flooded out of the double doors, the target was engulfed in the middle. I followed. I joined onto a group of people just behind his group, casually talking to the people around me as I waited for the numbers to deminish. A couple of minutes had past, he was heading for the stafford court safe zone. Just before he reached the zebra crossing he only had one person on either side, it was now or never(technically now or tomorrow).
I called his name, he stopped and turned while his friends continued to walk on just as I had hoped. I toke a step towards him and slight his throat. Before he had hit the ground I had joined onto a group a few paces ahead and was out of sight.
I enclose an image of the weapon that I hastily crafted.
With a little help, I fashioned a blade and hoped that he would stay till closing....After a few more drinks, a conga line, a mosh pit and a lot of dancing it was finally closing time.
I spotted the target as the lights came back on, left the building before he did and waited for him to came out. A large crowd flooded out of the double doors, the target was engulfed in the middle. I followed. I joined onto a group of people just behind his group, casually talking to the people around me as I waited for the numbers to deminish. A couple of minutes had past, he was heading for the stafford court safe zone. Just before he reached the zebra crossing he only had one person on either side, it was now or never(technically now or tomorrow).
I called his name, he stopped and turned while his friends continued to walk on just as I had hoped. I toke a step towards him and slight his throat. Before he had hit the ground I had joined onto a group a few paces ahead and was out of sight.
I enclose an image of the weapon that I hastily crafted.
Umpires Notes : Great kill, I guess this is the last we will be seeing of Stampy the elephant AKA Poptart feline that poops rainbows and meows alot AKA Ed Wynn.
Remember that if you life isn't in danger that it is always a good idea to confirm the kill with your victim. They might not be completely aware of what happen, especially if the are pretty drunk at the time.
For the kill I offer 150 Kudos, for the photo I offer the weapon used I offer 100 Kudos.
Remember that if you life isn't in danger that it is always a good idea to confirm the kill with your victim. They might not be completely aware of what happen, especially if the are pretty drunk at the time.
For the kill I offer 150 Kudos, for the photo I offer the weapon used I offer 100 Kudos.